(a) Right here on my ass thinking I really, really need to post something.
(b) Okay, actually I don't have an answer for this one.
(c) YES! Yes, I am.
* Okay, just my sister.
To address (c), just the other night, my dear husband decided to make Sloppy Joes for dinner. Fortunately, I had purchased a ground-beef substitute (GBS) called Smart Ground VEGGIE PROTEIN CRUMBLES (VPC). You read that right, CRUMBLES. Sounds kind of fun, right? Wait, I think I have a picture:
|You know when Wee Squeaky makes an appearance that things are bound to go badly.|
|"Ha ha! This is going to SUCK!"|
|Unsealing the |
"Come on!" he urged cheerfully. "I'm sure it'll taste better than it looks!"
|Okay, seriously, something about that stray crumble grossed me out.|
|"Hungry for more?" Ummmm, no.|
"Now, Ms. CrankyPants," you might be thinking. "Aren't you jumping the gun here? Didn't you just get through trumpeting about all the fake protein you are eating with relish?"
Yes, yes, I did. And I admit, when we added the tomato sauce, things did look better. See for yourselves:
|"Ha ha! This is TOTALLY GOING TO SUCK!"|
|Oops! Sorry, that's a piece of CAT POO on the carpet.|
|Deploying the TOFU SLOPPY JOES!|
|"Surely you jest?"|
p.s. YES, I know the font is a huge mess in this post. Something's funky with Blogger.