Oh, dear. That's embarrassing. I just looked up the title, and it's actually "SexyBack." There goes my attempt to be hip. HAHAHAHA, little has changed, old friends! I'm as awkward as ever. (Note to self: Stop trying to be cool. Word.)
So the holidays have made me think about:
- Being cranky
I thought I'd have more items on that list, but that about sums it up. Being cranky is self-explanatory. The second item refers not to Jesus in the traditional, nice sense. It refers to the number of times I've said or thought, "JESUS H. CHRIST, this sucks."
"This" could refer to:
- Receiving a crappy present
- Remembering I
forgot towas too lazy to send Christmas cards (again)
- Getting a Warm and Fuzzy holiday letter
- Cleaning Capt. Nap's butt
Remember this guy?
|"Hey! I'm rubbing my butt on your clean clothes! LOL!"|
|"You just stay up in your drawer, you nauseating creature."|
I'm going to keep this post short and sweet. I'm out of practice. And I don't know if anyone still reads it. Plus, now that I've covered POO, I'm all out of topics. Told you little has changed.