tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post5058224513000200006..comments2022-12-10T04:20:04.682-05:00Comments on The MSadventures of Ms. CrankyPants: The 5 Types of People Who Visit the BathroomMs. CrankyPantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-16526667159491324572014-02-26T16:01:03.501-05:002014-02-26T16:01:03.501-05:00Hmmm, my neurologist recommended medication (can&#...Hmmm, my neurologist recommended medication (can't recall what it was) to help w/ the frequency. It didn't work. No one has ever suggested self-cath to me, but it sounds awfully scary. A knee-jerk, uninformed response, for sure... If I remember (a big if, LOL), I'll ask my doctor at our next visit. Thanks for dropping by! Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-70621829803374303142014-02-26T15:42:55.563-05:002014-02-26T15:42:55.563-05:00I am amazed how many people go through what I wen...I am amazed how many people go through what I went through with retention and frequency for so many years. Do doctors and nurses never address options with patients? Or are others as scared as I was? If I could live that part of life over again, I would have overcome my fear and learned to self-cath much earlier. I am so happy to almost completely avoid public bathrooms and when I do have to use one it's only once and faster. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-51651376070704200862014-02-25T12:26:57.061-05:002014-02-25T12:26:57.061-05:00I cannot BEGIN to imagine. And I'm totally jea...I cannot BEGIN to imagine. And I'm totally jealous! Years and years ago, I had a rather impressive bladder too. MANY years ago. [weeping]Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-63349742526629825882014-02-24T16:52:01.075-05:002014-02-24T16:52:01.075-05:00I try to avoid public loos, I just returned from a...I try to avoid public loos, I just returned from an 11 hour flight and didn't use the restroom once. How's that for bladder control? :DLL Cool Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13916666100971008775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-38363942761585616212014-02-24T14:04:28.264-05:002014-02-24T14:04:28.264-05:00Only ONE way to find out! Please report back ;pOnly ONE way to find out! Please report back ;pMs. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-45607821739213333422014-02-24T13:23:44.984-05:002014-02-24T13:23:44.984-05:00i'd be annoyed at having to listen to their mo...i'd be annoyed at having to listen to their more than likely daft phone conversation. often feel like my brain cells are being killed off having to listen to some of these people :p i say it fair game to make noises to embarrass them, and really what would they do if someone was actually making those noises for real?Jennifer Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06528908250338974537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-23907121024236495072014-02-24T11:08:27.305-05:002014-02-24T11:08:27.305-05:00Brilliant! Except I'd be worried the cell phon...Brilliant! Except I'd be worried the cell phone talker would get annoyed that I was interrupting her conversation (I know, I know) and a CONFRONTATION (or, worse, an ass-kicking) might ensue. Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-63764951746987267312014-02-24T11:00:36.851-05:002014-02-24T11:00:36.851-05:00Wow, this is great. I love the cell phone talkers....Wow, this is great. I love the cell phone talkers. Whenever one steps up next to me in the bathroom I like to make really loud fart noises with my mouth and flush constantly. I usually get dirty glances, but hey, I'm not the dumbass who sounds like they're shitting their brains out while having a conversation, now am I?<br /><br />"No, see, it's the guy next to me. He's just making the noises with his mouth. No, of <i>course</i> it's not me."<br /><br />Yeah, riiiiight...A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-2742082944216183122014-02-24T10:19:08.681-05:002014-02-24T10:19:08.681-05:00HAHAHA - hadn't thought about the too-few-hand...HAHAHA - hadn't thought about the too-few-hands issue. I usually scurry out as quickly as possible, so I don't hear the conversation wrapping up. Maybe they say, "Hang on, I gotta wipe and then flush"? Or, maybe they do neither and just saunter on out of the bathroom without interrupting their oh-so important chat? Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-23896462806995441402014-02-24T10:17:26.807-05:002014-02-24T10:17:26.807-05:00Oh, no - in hospitals no less! Hoping it's NOT...Oh, no - in hospitals no less! Hoping it's NOT the medical staff!! <br /><br />There is actually a sign in my neurologist's office that says something to the effect of, "Ask your doctor if he's washed his hands." Can you imagine? "Ummm, Dr. M., before you begin, I have to ask you a Very Important Question..."Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-44373158851800226922014-02-24T10:15:40.288-05:002014-02-24T10:15:40.288-05:00Yeah, or use one of those crinkly paper seat cover...Yeah, or use one of those crinkly paper seat covers. More times than I'd like to think about, I've plunked right down without any preventive measures. Our work bathroom is kind of dim, so it's not super easy to SEE what you're sitting in. :-/Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-86103753736179834772014-02-23T18:33:31.814-05:002014-02-23T18:33:31.814-05:00If you're really paranoid, you always wipe the...If you're really paranoid, you always wipe the seat off first, just in case. ;-)Paper Chipmunk (aka Ellen)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15014954266777016841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-35107195322085752982014-02-22T00:28:59.266-05:002014-02-22T00:28:59.266-05:00I can't fucking believe the cell phone talkers...I can't fucking believe the cell phone talkers. REALLY. People. Why there? Can't it wait? Do you really want people to hear you pee? And how do you have enough hands to do everything?Riot Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02725825736285347870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-12394753565074412572014-02-21T14:44:49.578-05:002014-02-21T14:44:49.578-05:00The worst is when you don't notice the Seat Sp...The worst is when you don't notice the Seat Sprayer until it's TOO LATE. Revolting. I often wonder: what do these people do at home? I'm guessing they're much less disgusting when they don't have some poor soul cleaning up after them. <br /><br />Thanks for the funny link!Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-47118484960662908322014-02-21T14:43:21.400-05:002014-02-21T14:43:21.400-05:00YES! Another bathroom gem I forgot! What is UP wit...YES! Another bathroom gem I forgot! What is UP with that??<br /><br />I totally use my foot, too. FFrs: I like it :)Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-37615757276474880172014-02-21T14:42:12.709-05:002014-02-21T14:42:12.709-05:00You are brave! Do you ever get evil looks from the...You are brave! Do you ever get evil looks from the Beady-Eyed Stranger?! <br /><br />Sounds like you have the right idea, though. Germ hell, indeed. Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-56707158038579462382014-02-21T09:26:07.018-05:002014-02-21T09:26:07.018-05:00Absolutely brilliant!!!!
I only really go to publi...Absolutely brilliant!!!!<br />I only really go to public loos at the hospital and you see every single type possible. Never ceases to amaze me how few of them actually wash their hands!<br />xStumbling In Flatshttp://www.stumblinginflats.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-59337281024110368682014-02-21T07:57:21.460-05:002014-02-21T07:57:21.460-05:00Good post, glad you remembered to include those ru...Good post, glad you remembered to include those rude Seat Sprayers in the comments. They are the WORST. Here, for your reading pleasure (Ms CP & your loyal followers), is a post from one of your targets: Annoying Parent w. a Toilet Training Toddler. It is hilarious! http://bit.ly/1d9FWiT Til we meet again (across the stalls?), MKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-72359530883170798972014-02-20T21:29:37.756-05:002014-02-20T21:29:37.756-05:00How about the people that go into the stall, flush...How about the people that go into the stall, flush, and then pee. I can't figure them out. Do they not want others to hear them go? We all know why we're in there. Why try to cover it up with a flush? Not only that, they have to flush again. That's twice they've had to touch the handle! (Unless they're like me and use their foot to flush. Is there a name for that? FFr's?) <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-34732423230906841802014-02-20T20:09:26.555-05:002014-02-20T20:09:26.555-05:00I never wash my hands at a public restroom! I use...I never wash my hands at a public restroom! I use the toilet paper to close the stall door, my foot to flush, a paper towel to get out of germ hell, then I use my hand sanitizer. And if I do wash my hands, I use the towel paper on the faucet handles.....I just figured out WHY going to pee exhausts me!lotta joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12742978845913126675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-48997977183634122332014-02-20T19:45:33.256-05:002014-02-20T19:45:33.256-05:00I can't imagine talking on the phone...however...I can't imagine talking on the phone...however, I do admit to MAYBE checking email or something. Once. :)Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-22420466984534447922014-02-20T19:25:32.580-05:002014-02-20T19:25:32.580-05:00i will never understand why people take their phon...i will never understand why people take their phones into the bathroom, even the bathroom at home. a phone call is not that important, ever! :pJennifer Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06528908250338974537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-56301537930335626202014-02-20T18:29:03.237-05:002014-02-20T18:29:03.237-05:00Abby, they are alive and thriving here! I laugh to...Abby, they are alive and thriving here! I laugh too, when I'm not in the bathroom (which, admittedly, isn't often). <br /><br />You may be on to something with our Naps...Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-14547945191940343222014-02-20T18:20:16.662-05:002014-02-20T18:20:16.662-05:00OMG, these people live near you too?! I thought i...OMG, these people live near you too?! I thought it was just MY public bathrooms! I laugh in sisterly recognition. <br /><br />p.s. Our Napolion has the same flush fixation. Maybe he and Capt. Nap were separated at birth? Abbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853360875281742784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976128754487941498.post-79706280385666634392014-02-20T13:13:19.912-05:002014-02-20T13:13:19.912-05:00She's a real riot, I tell you!
Of course YOU...She's a real riot, I tell you! <br /><br />Of course YOU don't; I never would have thought otherwise :)Ms. CrankyPantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13639705108258882767noreply@blogger.com